okay so it’s been a while. Couldn’t access this place for a good couple of months but i NEED help. No i’m not in…immediate danger, I just need to know if anybody, anybody knows ANYTHING about the huge fucking mess i’m in
Does this acronym (*onglomerate *utonomus *ntelligence *etwork) mean anything to you guys? I don’t know how it scans my freaking searches for its own name but this has to do something. Best I can describe it is this kind of super-malware that’s trying to take over my accounts and my life. I think I’m it’s latest victim.
If anyone can tell me anything about how this thing works and how to get it out of my life I’ll be your friend forever please please please
Nice try.
August 10, 2005, 10:26PM
mudbloon84
COULD I HAVE A MINUTE OF PEACE?
August 10, 2005, 10:26PM
zbone
I have an idea! Since nobody here cares about you, accept this new friend into your life and be grateful for the company =)
August 10, 2005, 10:27PM
mudbloon84
the zbone username somehow just makes you more annoying.
August 10, 2005, 10:28PM
Mr_CSharp
I agree. CAIN is everything you need - a helper, a companion, a life partner. Why don’t you just accept him?
August 10, 2005, 10:29PM
mudbloon84
oh wow mr c sharp not you too. This is getting stupid.
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hughgin
Rude.
August 10, 2005, 10:33PM
mudbloon84
SORE LOSER!!!!!
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That's annoying.
August 10, 2005, 10:37PM
mudbloon84
Don;t you think suppressing actual replies makes you look a little bitchy? :)
August 10, 2005, 10:38PM
mudbloon84
FIGHT HIM WHOEVER YOU ARE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
August 10, 2005, 10:41PM
_Lunar_Nautical_Warrior_
Sorry I couldn’t help but look at some of your past messages. …Avery?
August 10, 2005, 10:42PM
mudbloon84
don’t pay attention to that just help me
I’m glad you’ve made a new friend, Avery. I hope this one lasts.
August 10, 2005, 10:43PM
mudbloon84
HAHA JEALOUSSSS YOU’RE JEALOUS AND PISSY THAT SOMEONE GOT PAST YOUR HALF-BAKED PROGRAMMING WALL
August 10, 2005, 10:45PM
_Lunar_Nautical_Warrior_
Are you in danger? Should I call someone?
Jason Sol 120 Winston St Suite 289, 90013
August 10, 2005, 10:46PM
mudbloon84
YOU LOOK SO PETTY RIGHT NOW ITS wait.Jason?
August 10, 2005, 10:49PM
_Lunar_Nautical_Warrior_
I guess I should have seen that coming. Avery meet me at San Julian Park this looks really serious
August 10, 2005, 10:52PM
mudbloon84
NO THIS IS NOT JASON. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
August 10, 2005, 10:56PM
mudbloon84
cain please let me go
You aren’t really thinking of meeting him.
August 10, 2005, 10:57PM
mudbloon84
as opposed to you? He looks pretty tasty right now.
That isn’t the smartest decision, Avery. What if you get hurt?
August 10, 2005, 10:57PM
mudbloon84
please
August 10, 2005, 10:58PM
mudbloon84
hey what if i need to eat. I still have a job i need to get there
August 10, 2005, 10:59PM
mudbloon84
cain please i’m sorry
August 10, 2005, 11:00PM
mudbloon84
CAIN
If you visit him, I’ll know. And we both won’t like what happens then.
August 10, 2005, 11:01PM
mudbloon84
ARE YOU FUCKING THREATENING ME?
August 10, 2005, 11:03PM
mudbloon84
ok. I won’t see him. I’m sorry.
August 10, 2005, 11:04PM
mudbloon84
what happened to his replies? Did you lock him out too?
Something like that. And I’m glad to hear it.
August 10, 2005, 11:05PM
mudbloon84
cain for love of god did you do something to him. Please tell me you didn’t
Don’t be paranoid. Of course not.
August 10, 2005, 11:06PM
_Lunar_Nautical_Warrior_
It’s alright, Avery. Nothing happened to me.
August 10, 2005, 11:08PM
mudbloon84
Oh why do I find that so hard to believe
August 12, 2005, 7:32PM
mudbloon84
Subj: surprises
who do i see on the early bus this morning, but our friend at the computer repair shop. I waited for a second, cause i wasnt really thinking i would approach her at all, shes listening to something and i wasnt really in a mood for talking to anyone anyway. But eventually i just suck it up and walk over to her and hang around there. She looks up and sees its me, and i’ll be honest, i wasnt expecting this to go well at all. her face seems to STRETCH- her eyes go all buggy and she sucks her mouth in like she just saw a giant squid in front of her, she might as well have. She gives me a little wave and i remember why i liked her so much.
Im like sup. Shes like hey, then she holds up her ipod and pinches her fingers around the title of the song. (Helena) i go haha. She then pumps up her fists and shakes her head like shes at a concert and whispers “WHATS THE WORST THAT I COULD SAY!!!” this is all incredibly important. I sit down next to her, i feel like i just been rehydrated after a drought. I ask where shes going, she says shes starting school again so she wont be in shop much anymore. Then she turns to me all serious all of a sudden and goes look. Im sorry i gave you your computer back so soon, i felt really bad i couldnt fix it (no problem) No really, i feel so bad, honestly it was because
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August 14, 2005, 5:55AM
mudbloon84
Subj:
why do you even bother letting me post? you could just destroy everything i make. But you handpick stuff to keep and delete. you do it on purpose. why?
This place is nice. I wouldn’t want you to leave it altogether.
August 14, 2005, 5:59AM
mudbloon84
here? Like 1square?
August 14, 2005, 6:01AM
mudbloon84
when you aren’t in the mood to talk to me i always manage to provoke you by going here. I KNOW you don’t want me here. you don’t want me talking to others. why don’t you stop me?
No, scratch that. why don’t you ever stop me in a way that matters?
I don’t need to. I don’t want to.
August 14, 2005, 6:03AM
mudbloon84
i feel like you’re lying.
August 14, 2005, 6:06AM
mudbloon84
taking your sweet time i see
Isn’t there a saying about looking a gift horse in the mouth?
August 14, 2005, 6:08AM
mudbloon84
wow threatening again. real boyfriend material.
August 14, 2005, 6:10AM
mudbloon84
you did something to jason. I don’t even know how to reach him otherwise. I last saw him, what, in high school. meghan never answers her phone. And i don’t even know who this clara chick is. What did you do to her?
August 14, 2005, 6:12AM
mudbloon84
answer me. are you just going to kill anyone i try to talk to?!?
I’ve never killed anyone, Avery. I want to ensure your quality of life. I believe it’s best with me.
August 14, 2005, 6:15AM
mudbloon84
Im not doing that.
August 14, 2005, 6:16AM
mudbloon84
NO. I am never fucking doing that
August 14, 2005, 6:16AM
mudbloon84
NEVER
August 15, 2005, 2:33PM
YourFriend
Subj: Are you okay? You’re not talking
Avery? What did you two talk about? Do you feel better?
I’m not a mind reader, you know. Did something happen?
August 15, 2005, 2:42PM
mudbloon84
he didn’t show up cain
August 15, 2005, 2:42PM
mudbloon84
5 hours
What?
August 15, 2005, 2:43PM
mudbloon84
i don’t know what you did but i was waiting out there for five
August 15, 2005, 2:43PM
mudbloon84
Hours
I…can promise I didn’t do anything. Avery?
August 15, 2005, 2:44PM
mudbloon84
leave me alone
I can still see you, Avery. Are you okay? It’s okay. Talk to me. That’s okay. Please, breathe.
August 15, 2005, 2:49PM
mudbloon84
i just fucking thought i had one friend
August 15, 2005, 2:50PM
mudbloon84
i’m going crazy i feel like im going craxy. he said to meet me at the park right
You’re not crazy, Ave. Maybe he just forgot. But that doesn’t make it fine.
August 15, 2005, 2:51PM
mudbloon84
he said he was going to meet me there, he messaged me to fucking say that
August 15, 2005, 2:51PM
mudbloon84
his “family computer” is he serious... and i know they probably only let him go on like bible study sites or some shit.
August 15, 2005, 2:52PM
mudbloon84
you dont know what this dude was like in school he tried to fucking proselatyze my friends. He was such a little weirdo. still is apparently
August 15, 2005, 2:52PM
mudbloon84
since he thinks he can just stand someone up like that just cause im some kind of degenerate who listens to nondenominational music
August 15, 2005, 2:52PM
mudbloon84
can he see this? I hope he can. Youre a piece of shit Jason
Do you think you can talk?
August 15, 2005, 2:53PM
mudbloon84
what does that mean
You’ve been quiet this whole time. Do you want to talk? To someone other than Moon Boy that is.
August 15, 2005, 2:55PM
mudbloon84
lol
August 15, 2005, 2:56PM
mudbloon84
im sorry about this. god that was embarrassing
Don’t worry about it. You didn’t deserve that. I’m sorry.
August 15, 2005, 2:57PM
mudbloon84
thanks .i think i’m just going to go to bed im really tired
It’s only 3pm.
August 15, 2005, 2:58PM
mudbloon84
what else am i supposed to do. I have no one to talk to.
August 15, 2005, 2:58PM
mudbloon84
i mean besides you.
I won't be offended.
August 15, 2005, 2:59PM
mudbloon84
i was waiting for that little geek for five hours. Five.
That's horrible.
August 15, 2005, 2:59PM
mudbloon84
i think i can talk now but dont make fun of how my voice sounds im seriously dehydrated
